++++++++++++++ The Pharmacist +++++++++++++++

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A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist,
 
"Hello,could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me
for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"   

:slime_inlove:
 
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,
he returns and tells him:
 
"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
and I think she expects something from me too."   

:slime_inlove: :slime_inlove:
 
The pharmacist gives him a second condom;
and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,
 
"After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute,
and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner,
I think she is expecting something from me!!"  

 :slime_inlove: :slime_inlove: :slime_inlove:
...

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
the sister on his right and the mom facing him.
 
When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:

"Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"  

 :slime_worship:


A minute later the boy is still praying:

"Thank you Lord for your kindness..."  
 
:slime_worship:

...

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.

 :slime_worship:  :slime_doubt: :slime_doubt: :slime_doubt:  :slime_hmm:


She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear:

"I didn't know you were so religious!!!"   :slime_sentimental:

 
The boy replies :

"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"  :slime_slapped:

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ก้าก ๆๆๆๆๆ ตายแน่มรึง 555

เวรของกรรม ซื้อถุงยาเนี๊ยะ ต้องบรรยายว่าเอาไปทำอะไรบ้างด้วยเหรอ  :slime_bigsmile:

 :slime_hmm:

เอามั่งๆ  :slime_cool:

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender in the foot. 

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey!  You just shot my bartender
and you didn't pay for your sandwich!  Who do you think you are?!?" 

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA!  Look it up!" 

The manager rushes to his dictionary... 
 
"pan*da n.  (Ailuropodamelanoleuca) A rare, mountain dwelling mammal of China and Tibet,
characterized by distinct black and white coloring.  Eats shoots and
leaves."   :slime_p:

Missing chapter from Genesis

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"   :slime_doubt:

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong if something bad should happen between you. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it".   :slime_fighto:

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"   :slime_inlove:

God replied, "An arm and a leg."   :slime_agreed:

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"   :slime_shy:

The rest is history…………     :slime_worship:

 :slime_bigsmile: :slime_hmm: